Futakoi Alternative
Run at once towards a dream.
Let's laugh and break though the troubled yesterday.
Even when our memories are hurt,
directly face your wounds with pride.
I can feel it in the wind.
The hot beat is shining,
especially now...
surely, always, you'll be by my side.
Keep on running the way to the future.
More and more, no matter what happens,
half our tears become double smiles
forever.
Sensei, thanks to you,
we could labor for the prosperity of our relationship.
What do you think?
Well... it's fine.
Thank you very much.
* I'm a land prince hiker. *
* I buy cheap lands and make them expensive. *
* People call me Joe, the land price hiker. *
Land Shark Joe
So?
I told you, I'm not selling.
Now?
My family has been working in this rice cracker stone since my grandfather's time.
No matter how much you pile up, I'm not leaving it.
There, there, there, there, there,
THERE!
Stop right there!
Gothiloli Mask is here!
What the crap?!
Stop taking people's property!
Nobody likes people like you!
Yeah, that's right! He was causing me trouble.
Hurry up and disappear!
Dammit!
You interfered when I was just one step away.
Wonton! Get 'me!
Cycling, cycling, yahoo, yahoo...
Wow!
Whitey! Do get 'em!
Bear! Bear! Bear! Bear! Bear! Bear!
Argh, this can't be!
I should just give up.
Gothiloli Kick!
Say, old lady...
This here...
Put your seal right here, okay?
See? Right here.
Yes, yes.
There it is, there...
[Land Buying and Selling Contract]
Yep, just hurry up and put it there...
Argh, you again?!
Always getting in my way!
Whitey! Go!
Damn you! What are you doing!
You big piece of...
I-It hurts...
If it's come to this, I'll have to use force then!
Good afternoon! I am Niko!
I am Tamogo!
There's 560 days until Nicopaku!
Note: Nicopaku is an abbreviation for the Nikotama Exposition.
So you haven't made any progress at all?!
The great "Land Shark Joe" is useless!
Geez!
Even though we went to the trouble of calling you in from Kansai!
Old man...
There were these two Gothiloli Mask brats that have been getting in my way all the time.
It's not my fault.
In other worlds,
you're saying that if we annihilate Gothiloli Mask,
the land speculation business will be fine?
Yeah, that's it.
Wakagashira. Go gather a few men.
The wakagashira is yakuza slang for the second-in-command under the boss.
Okay!
This has become a big deal, huh?
Yeah.
Did'ja hear me, y'all?
Go and bring back their heads!
Right! Right! Right! Right! Right!
Who the hell is it?!
A detective.
You again!
Hey! Is that you, Nidaime?
It seems you've got a bit of trouble.
If you're searching for someone, maybe it should be the detective's turn...
Just kidding!
"Leave mochi making to the mochi makers," right?
Mochi are Japanese sticky rice cakes. They're not easy to make.
Let's try and leave it to you.
Thank you very much.
Hey! Don't start slacking off!
Go after those guys right now!
A'ight!
Okay!
Let's go!
This will be 15,000 yen per day,
plus needed expenses.
As expected around Nicopaku,
there's a huge amount of money circulating.
Yeah.
Travellers and banks all have to attend their own business after all.
For our sort of business, this would be a good example.
If we show them our real face,
it would be good, wouldn't it?
Hey, come on, that was just a joke.
Japan would be thrown into chaos.
Hey, hey! Can ya open the door?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey...!!
Stop right there!
Here comes Gothiloli Mask!
Ah! They've appeared!
Err... Where are they?
Where did they hide?
Ah!
Young Misses...
What on earth happened?
Well, that...
is just minor business.
You shouldn't bother the honest, respectable people.
Yes.
Gothiloli Mask?
Koala!
I'm Sara.
I'm Soujyu.
I'm Kira.
I'm Yuna.
Cute...
It's full of...
What...
Ahem.
It's like...
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
What, what, what?
A proposition?
Addressing me without the proper greeting is unforgivable.
Eh, that's absurd, Mr. Hariyama.
Well, I was just wondering if we could have tea together or something like that.
Right?
Y-Yeah!
By the way, how did you find out that we were Gothiloli Mask?
Hmm. About that...
Firstly,
for Gothiloli Mask to appear wherever that land shark was,
I thought "they sure are very well-informed about the mod's internal affairs."
Furthermore, who has a stature corresponding to Gothiloli Mask in that mafia boss"s house...?
In short, I rationally thought it could be no one else but you.
Huh?
Does that mean... I'm mistaken?
That's impressive.
We are indeed Gothiloli Mask.
Thank goodness!
I was right! I was correct!
But, why are you interfering with your father's work?
That is...
Up until recently, out father has always been
a good boss who takes care of things in his territory.
Boss! I'll leave it up to you.
Now, now, now...
Get lost!
But from the moment he got involved with Nicopaku,
he has only cared about momey.
He called in those lowbred Kansai land sharks,
and they started bothering the people in the territory.
And so, we...
also wanted our father to return to his old self; to the boss who was loved by the people of this area.
So, in order to interfere with the land speculation, you became Gothiloli Mask.
We want the Yakuza to become respectable again.
There's no way the Yakuza could be respectable...
Ouch-ouch-ouch...
You're going to report this to our father, aren't you?
Well...
Rentarou.
No. I won't report it.
What?
We'll cooperate with you.
What?
R-Rentarou!
But,
even if you are getting in the way of those uncool land speculator guys,
that won't solve the problem!
Yeah.
Is there a simple way to solve the problem?
There is!
[Account Book]
I see.
The account book, right?
If we steal that and expose it to the public,
we think father will withdraw from his involvement with Nicopaku.
You think about harsh things.
Really?
Here, here, here!
The thing is the safe.
How are you going to steal it?
We were thinking of using this.
What is that?
That's C4!.
C4?
It's a plastic explosive.
What?
We have these too.
A Tokarev?
No, it's a Makarov.
Y-You have that sort of stuff at your house?
Yes, we'll blow it up.
What? Is this unusual?
Not at all!
What?
YOU!
It's Gothiloli!
Cr-Cr-Cr-Crap!
Waaah!
Don't think you'll get away, you brats!
This is real bad!
If we get caught, we're gonna get pulverized!
What? Pulverized?!
Yeah?
They're here!
Huh? But here...
Fool!
It's not 'HUH', you moron!
Just get over here!
Hey! Let's go!
QUICK!
Hurry up, hurry up!
Oh well.
They've totally found out.
Detective! Catch them!
You stupid idiot!
Don't mess with me!
There!
Outta my way!
I have it!
NO! What the heck is this!!
Is this me?
IS THIS ME?!
Well then...
What will we do with this account book?
What will we do?
Maybe we should give it to a newspaper company.
It'll probably be a big scoop.
We also could send it to the Tokyo District Public Prosecutor's Office.
But that could become a huge case.
We can't do something like that after all!
We're sorry!
Huh?
What?
We're sorry,
Father.
We were Gothiloli Mask.
We just wanted you to return to being the kind boss who takes good care of his people.
That's why we did all of this.
I see, I see...
You two,
really thought about it that much...
I am to blame.
Father!
It's all right.
I'm glad.
Yes.
Well then, shall we go?
As expected, Tokyo's specialties are excellent.
Three boxes please.
The Nicopaku is the best!
We are here.
We will be here.
The slow time is
flowing in this room.
Even if the summer days vanish,
the smiles that remain
are a chain of happiness up to this point.
Ah, the meaning of honesty,
is within the innermost depths of your heart.
Hey, the days are wonderful
in the midst of weakness and anxiety.
I won't say goodbye, Because forever
the days will be unchanged.
Surely forever.
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